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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Penis!

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

The penn state football administration

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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