what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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poop

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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