- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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