a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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The Holocaust.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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