Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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The Holocaust.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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6

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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4/20.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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