So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Anti Joke

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