Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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women's rights.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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test

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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