What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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memes

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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