Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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c+t+c?

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Good.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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the real mccoy

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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