why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why was Timmy sad?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Q: What's the point? A: .

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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