knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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( o Y o )

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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