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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A Banana wrote this...

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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