What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A Banana wrote this...

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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