roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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This is my joke. funny

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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imadewords

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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ha.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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see ya

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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