What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Your Mom

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Chuck Norris

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Womens rights

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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OBAMA

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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asparagus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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