Why did the bunny eat his food

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Penis.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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cms.......?????

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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