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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

robin, get in the car.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie