- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Penis.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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