How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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( o Y o )

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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That's Racist

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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