Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

It says so on your cap.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

canaan and mallory

A black man walks into a book store.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

This is my joke. funny

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