A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What's up? The sky.

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Is this a chair?

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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I like to eat people

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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