Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Matty B

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asian drivers.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Women's Rights.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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