How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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