a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Anti Joke

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