- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

I like to eat people

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

lick my ballsack.... ok

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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