my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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asian drivers.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Period Blood

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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