Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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weiner? balls

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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