- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What is a question?

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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