Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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