Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Video Games

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Gestapo.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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