whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

FAP

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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