Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Teen pregnancy

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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women

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Ass

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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PENlS.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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