- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? The sky.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

People Eating Tasty Animals

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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