Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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I am really good at math debating

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Chayton

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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anne hatthaway

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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