A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

YOLO.

I hate black people. Because their black.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

What's up? A direction...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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