Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Josh kissing a girl

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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8=D

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Anti Joke

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