Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats long and black? a baton

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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