Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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see ya

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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