- Anti Joke

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!