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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Your mom

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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