Women's rights...

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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gay rights

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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ugh good riddance

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Knock knock What

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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