It's long!

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Womens rights

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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