What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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