What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What's up? The sky.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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poop

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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