- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock Knock No one answers....

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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