Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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NASCAR

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canaan and mallory

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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This is my joke. funny

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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ha.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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