- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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