What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What is a question?

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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don't look behind you

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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