What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Potato

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What is worse than hell?

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Video Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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