Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Your Mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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No it isn't.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Womens rights

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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asparagus

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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