Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Your mother

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Gadaffi

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Anti Joke

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