Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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ha.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ham sandwich

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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