- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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