Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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