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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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