What's up? The sky.

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Is this a chair?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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I like to eat people

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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