Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Josh kissing a girl

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Yes. Just Yes.

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