What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

womens rights

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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